Men you don’t want to be, watches included – The Urban Warrior
For the past 3 years, he’s only eaten raw meat and weird superfood powders procured on the Darkweb.
For the past 3 years, he’s only eaten raw meat and weird superfood powders procured on the Darkweb. Despite meditating religiously via an iPhone app, he succumbs daily to road rage, food envy, and hypochondria–all of which exacerbated by his watch, which is always on the alert for air pollution and elevated heart-rate.
He’s decided he’s going to live to 200; he’ll hate every minute of it.