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Men you don’t want to be, watches included – The Urban Warrior

For the past 3 years, he’s only eaten raw meat and weird superfood powders procured on the Darkweb.

For the past 3 years, he’s only eaten raw meat and weird superfood powders procured on the Darkweb. Despite meditating religiously via an iPhone app, he succumbs daily to road rage, food envy, and hypochondria–all of which exacerbated by his watch, which is always on the alert for air pollution and elevated heart-rate.

He’s decided he’s going to live to 200; he’ll hate every minute of it.

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Henri here! Hello. Grüezi! Здравствуйте. Enchanté, I’m sure. So I’ve been cast as the Moser historian, and for chronology’s sake, I suppose we ought to go back to the very beginning of this story. We’ll set the scene with my father, Papa Moser.

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He was our founder’s son, and he was kind of a rebel. Maybe not a natural businessman, but hey. He could ride a camel. And wield a cutlass. And seduce a princess. So you might as well hear his story…