“Dear Henri,

If I buy another watch, my wife is going to leave me… What should I do?“

Henri: It sounds like congratulations are in order, my good man! And I have just the thing to seal the deal. Bring home the Pioneer Tourbillon. She’ll be gone in a jiffy.

As readers of this fine newsletter will know, the Pioneer Tourbillon takes all-rounder to the next level – with PhD level intelligence, SAS level survival skills and phenomenally attractive curves of steel, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Pioneer Tourbillon could also undertake other marital duties. Think positive: you may not even notice her gone.